The Daily Blast: Day in the Life of a Goblin Warlock

Chaos Bolts, Gold, and the Color Lilac

07:00 AM – Rise and Grind (The Chemicals)

I don't drink coffee; I drink a volatile concoction of Kaja'Cola and a bubbling purple fluid I brewed in my...

09:30 AM — Dornogal Fashion Check

I marched through the Coreway, and let me tell you-being three feet tall doesn't matter when you're wearing lilac fire...

11:00 AM – Tier 11 Delve: The Dread Pit

"Brann was worried about the 'crushing darkness' of the pit. I told him the only thing doing the crushing today...

01:30 PM -The Loot (and the Disappointment)

Cracked open the Bountiful Coffer. The loot? A hideous, muddy brown cloak. I didn't even put it on. I just...

04:00 PM -The “Controlled” Explosion

Engineering is about precision. Unfortunately, 'precision' and 'goblins' don't always mix. A stray lilac spark hit the hyper-compressed steam valve...

06:30 PM -The Campfire Cauldron Conundrum

Now at sunset, the group has made camp. Gobblyena has taken over "cooking" duties. Instead of a normal meal, she...